Kim Jong... Ill

There's been much speculation about the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Ill being, well, ill recently (excuse the overuse of this joke but I still find it funny). Officials in Seoul reported he’d had a collapse and there were further rumours the 66 year old had suffered a heart attack.

Of course, North Korean diplomats refuted all the claims, blaming the Western press for telling lies. But while the New York Times, Economist and Telegraph combed the back streets of Pyongyang for proof, a favourite 80s flick provided all the evidence I needed.

I provide below a photo essay that proves beyond all doubt that in fact Kim Jong Ill has been dead for some time and has been masquarading as Bernie.